
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
omfg
(Source: jo-ce)

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Yes good.
(Source: oathkeeping)










it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
(Source: brendonboredurie)








